i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
every single person who reblogs this
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual
legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes
If you’re ever feeling unproductive just remember that the logo for the 2012 Olympics cost $600,000 and took two years to finish.
And it looks like Lisa Simpson giving a guy a blowjob.
When I told Soph this little fact she responds: “What the circles….?”
Jesus Christ, Soph. How did you even manage to sign up for tumblr in the first place?
(Source: , via youve-beenprazed)
Hey Tumblr-blog, have a stylized little self-portrait!
three word horror story: The beep test
Another one: The cooper run